Книга - Revelations behind the wheel. Small edition in a humorous way. English version

Revelations behind the wheel. Small edition in a humorous way. English version
Igor Bovsunovsky


Igor Bovsunovsky’s book is a small edition with a humorous twist. This book is part of one collection of the author’s revelations. English version.





Revelations behind the wheel

Small edition in a humorous way. English version



Igor Bovsunovsky



© Igor Bovsunovsky, 2022



ISBN 978-5-0051-7149-8

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REVELATION #1





There is a legend that if you stroke the dashboard in winter and gently touch the steering wheel, the car will start easier







REVELATION #2





No one is as surprising as a pedestrian who calmly went out onto the road from behind a bus while talking on the phone







REVELATION #3





Nothing raises self-esteem like waiting for a bright future near an unregulated pedestrian crossing







REVELATION #4





The real driver only turns left when the green light comes on.







REVELATION #5





The seventies is such a professional with a sign on the glass who holds the steering wheel with only one hand, and not turn on the turns is his privilege







REVELATION #6





Unbelievable, but true: under “give way” a more expensive car has an advantage







REVELATION #7





The more limited the visibility of the road, the more likely someone is there







REVELATION #8





A real driver always has a self-tapping screw in stock. In the tire. On the road







REVELATION #9





The number of outbids is directly proportional to the kilograms of putty on the car body







REVELATION #10





If you really want to, then you can turn left from the extreme right lane







REVELATION #11





A real pedestrian is a person who walks slowly, wearing headphones and a hood, outside the pedestrian crossing, without looking around







REVELATION #12





After installing a thin spare wheel, the priority vehicle speed is set to at least 100 km / h.







REVELATION #13





You don’t need to sleep for several hours to conquer sleep. It is enough to open all the windows and turn on the music at full volume







REVELATION #14





The cheaper the car, the louder the music plays in it.






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